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Bazaar > Gold T-shirt
$9 postpaid


Guard against accusations of bare-chested immodesty with our top-notch gold Gildan Ultra Cotton T.

  • 6.1 oz., pre-shrunk 100% heavy cotton
  • Double-stitched hem, sleeves, and neck
  • Seamless collar
  • No center crease (quarter-turned)
  • Full cut

All sizes sold out.

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