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Map Visits: 6
Shrug: cheese (7)
Clang: ingredient mix (5); beans (3)
Intangibility bonus: 1 (of 2)
While a sizable handful of elements performed strongly here, overall excellence was nowhere near to be had. Of course, scads of unmelted Jack cheese grates and an ineffective ingredient mix will do that to a slab. How ineffective? So ineffective that the refried beans didn’t appear until the far hind end, a few cool bites prevailed, and the sometimes-smooth-and-buttery rice often wasn’t so smooth-and-buttery. Our panel graciously acknowledged the grilled tortilla, chunky avocado slices ($1.25 extra), heavy-duty spiciness, and extra-shiny foil (OK, this last one didn’t really much matter); also kindly note that the panela cheese inside the chile relleno centerpiece was indeed fully melted, while the relleno itself anchored a solid veggie contingent. Intangible charm, however, was lacking.
Shrug: tortilla (7); beans (7); spiciness (7); temperature (7); cheese (6); vegetables (6); ingredient mix (6)
Clang: no elements clanged
Intangibility bonus: 1 (of 2)
Zorro’s fortunes again tumbled down into mediocrity’s chasm, thanks to a number of middling elements: a suspect ingredient mix that rarely allowed the veggie contingent an opportunity to mingle with other in-tortilla partygoers; temperature dips, a by-product of said iffy ingredient mix; scattered unmelted grates of jack cheese, a victim of that very same poor heat distribution; and, overly creamy guacamole, which still would have been a grousing point even in the best-mixed, hottest, melted-cheesiest burrito around. Hulking girth made a hell of an introduction, but the tortilla showed signs of having been steamed, and despite our request to the contrary, spice remained fully corrigible throughout. We enjoyed Zorro’s barbecue pork (accompanied by heavily grilled onion), and appreciated the way it kept its own grease in check. Spanish rice included corn kernels and peas – colorful! – while the pale but pasty refried beans were facelessly adequate. Through all 21 bites, intangibility came up short. Anything else? No, nothing really.
Shrug: tortilla (7); spiciness (7)
Clang: no elements clanged
Intangibility bonus: 2 (of 2)
In a garbled attempt to tailor-order this foiled food to our grouchy panel’s exacting specifications, one question didn't get asked at the counter: And can you add cheese to that? Curiously, Zorro’s breakfast burrito doesn't automatically include cheese, but even more curiously, we didn’t seem to miss its absence this one time. So, since we’re to blame for the ordering gaffe, we’ve based this slab’s OMR on 11 elements, rather than the usual 12. OK, alright, enough foreplay – let’s get crackin. Hell of a burrito! Scorching hot to the touch at first, with a model ingredient mix and some of our favorite refried beans in town, Zorro’s AM burrito handled its business with grace and flair. All this, and a vegetable contingent that surely would have soared to ten-mustache heights were it not for the mostly irrelevant speckles of guacamole (75 cents extra) scattered about. Subtle bits of roasted red potato further nudged our appreciation of the vegetable grouping upward. The grease-free pork/egg scramble hit on all the right points, while our overall burrito-eating experience was enhanced by a smart level of sauciness. Elsewhere, we found the steamed tortilla adequate, if a bit sticky, and we had to take issue with the inherent floppiness of the whole deal at times. But we got over it.