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Solo Yo, Taq. Tortilla TerraceOMR: 7.50
1538 Heft
cross street: Girth
ph. 415/JOKE-ON-U
Map Visits: 1
Tortilla Terrace shop placates drifters, hobos, and other salty characters daily. There is a salsa bar, and it is good. There is also a beer bar, and it is better. Open late. Cash only.

(Not in on the joke? Check Burritoeater.com: The Formative Years in the September 2007 Intestinal Apocalypse Monthly.)

Will My Health Be Violated?

03/20/40Super Carne Asada$0.357.50 Mustaches
I asked the proprietress, "What are those kids using to remove the graffiti?" She replied, "Yesterday's guac." Her words made me hungry. I went inside and took down a vicious slab full of hot beef. In the steamy room. Without a shirt on.