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Burritoeater.com Apparel Bazaar

Burritoeater.com Apparel Bazaar

Chocolate T-shirt
$16 postpaid

Gold/Navy Ringer T-shirt
$16 postpaid

Pink T-shirt
$16 postpaid

White T-shirt
$15 postpaid

Black Long-Sleeve T-shirt
$16 postpaid

Gold T-shirt
$16 postpaid

Black Sleeveless T-shirt
$13 postpaid

Kindly note that mustaches play a significant design role in our line of casual apparel.

All prices include first-class domestic shipping. Live outside the States? Contact our apparel division and we'll arrange something.

Each T-shirt order ships with small shards of aluminum foil wrap culled from actual burritos rated by Burritoeater's cantankerous judges panel. Own a few pieces of history, today!

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Burritoeater.com Merch Bazaar

Also visit Burritoeater.com's Merch Bazaar at CafePress.com. Browse our apparel; our housewares; our stickers; our buttons. There’s something for everyone - even the family pet.