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Burritoeater.com Apparel Bazaar

Burritoeater.com Apparel Bazaar

White T-shirt
$13 postpaid

Protect your skin from harmful environmental elements with this sharp-looking Gildan Ultra Cotton T.

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Gold T-shirt
$14 postpaid

Guard against accusations of bare-chested immodesty with our top-shelf Gildan Ultra Cotton T.

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Pink T-shirt
$15 postpaid

Ladies! Sheathe your upper torso with our best quality American Apparel Rib Cap Sleeve T.

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Kindly note that mustaches play a significant design role in our line of casual apparel.

For a limited time, each T-shirt order will ship with small shards of aluminum foil wrap culled from burritos rated by Burritoeater's panel of judge-doofuses. Special, very special, indeed. Don't delay!

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Burritoeater.com Merch Bazaar

Also visit Burritoeater.com's Merch Bazaar at CafePress.com. Browse our apparel; our housewares; our stickers; our buttons. There’s something for everyone - even the family pet.