May There Be SlabsMay 2013
Updated Saturday, May 18
979 burritos reviewed and mustache-rated all around the City and County of San Francisco, California.
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Recent Taqueria Visits
5/15: You could certainly do worse than Zona Rosa...but you could also do a hell of a lot better.
4/15: Our panel enjoys 8.50 mustaches of mighty tasty widemouth slabular consumption at San Pancho's on Bayshore.
4/9: It's eight steady-truckin' mustaches at El Tonayense at Harrison and 17th.
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We Said It
"The steady trickle of minor, but annoying drips didn't help, and neither did that one guy out the door yelling "I'll mess your face up!!" at that other guy out the door."
--> Taq. Can-cún (South of Market), 4/29/2011
979 burritos reviewed and mustache-rated all around the City and County of San Francisco, California.
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Recent Taqueria Visits
5/15: You could certainly do worse than Zona Rosa...but you could also do a hell of a lot better.
4/15: Our panel enjoys 8.50 mustaches of mighty tasty widemouth slabular consumption at San Pancho's on Bayshore.
4/9: It's eight steady-truckin' mustaches at El Tonayense at Harrison and 17th.
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We Said It
"The steady trickle of minor, but annoying drips didn't help, and neither did that one guy out the door yelling "I'll mess your face up!!" at that other guy out the door."
--> Taq. Can-cún (South of Market), 4/29/2011
Slab in the FaceApril 2013
April Taqueria Visits
4/15: Our panel enjoys 8.50 mustaches of mighty tasty widemouth slabular consumption at San Pancho's on Bayshore.
4/9: It's eight steady-truckin' mustaches at El Tonayense at Harrison and 17th.
4/5: El Faro on 1st St. cooks up one of San Francisco's finest specialty breakfast slabs, but you'll have to look left of the old taqueria's main menu to find it.
4/3: We choose our own salsa-poison at Tacos El Paisano and live to write about it.
4/15: Our panel enjoys 8.50 mustaches of mighty tasty widemouth slabular consumption at San Pancho's on Bayshore.
4/9: It's eight steady-truckin' mustaches at El Tonayense at Harrison and 17th.
4/5: El Faro on 1st St. cooks up one of San Francisco's finest specialty breakfast slabs, but you'll have to look left of the old taqueria's main menu to find it.
4/3: We choose our own salsa-poison at Tacos El Paisano and live to write about it.
Our Onslaught Lurches ForthMarch 2013
March Taqueria Visits
3/29: A potential hellraiser of a burrito at Taq. Can-cún on Mission at 19th turns out to just raise a bunch of heck.
3/25: Newish Bayshore slabwagon Tacos El Triunfo emerges triumphant.
3/19: Metronomic eight-mustache consistency perseveres at Cuco's.
3/13: The Little Chihuahua on Valencia isn't up to snuff on our first visit.
3/29: A potential hellraiser of a burrito at Taq. Can-cún on Mission at 19th turns out to just raise a bunch of heck.
3/25: Newish Bayshore slabwagon Tacos El Triunfo emerges triumphant.
3/19: Metronomic eight-mustache consistency perseveres at Cuco's.
3/13: The Little Chihuahua on Valencia isn't up to snuff on our first visit.
Mustachioed SPORTS!February 2013
February Taqueria Visits
2/25: We hope for Buster Posey, J.T. Snow, or Will Clark at Giant Burrito. We instead get Johnnie LeMaster.
2/21: Angelica's Taq. and its litany of clangs does not impress.
2/10: Our fine-tasting Tropisueño slab sabotages itself with sauce and cheese shortcomings.
2/8: It's a slabular spectacular on Church Street, where Casa Mexicana's breakfast burrito proves to be a near-flawless gem.
2/2: Taco Loco suffers a new low by way of our unforgiving Ten-Mustache Scale.
2/25: We hope for Buster Posey, J.T. Snow, or Will Clark at Giant Burrito. We instead get Johnnie LeMaster.
2/21: Angelica's Taq. and its litany of clangs does not impress.
2/10: Our fine-tasting Tropisueño slab sabotages itself with sauce and cheese shortcomings.
2/8: It's a slabular spectacular on Church Street, where Casa Mexicana's breakfast burrito proves to be a near-flawless gem.
2/2: Taco Loco suffers a new low by way of our unforgiving Ten-Mustache Scale.
